Friday, November 2, 2012

Why isn't Mitt more...... compaassionate?

ya know.... I just had a thought..... if Romneystiltskin really gave a shit about the people in NYC who have been adversely affected by this horrible storm............................ why , gees.... he would be passing the hat to collect money for all the out of work hookers.  I mean.... a girl has gotta.... eat, right?  But Mittstake?  he just gives canned speeches....

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Hurricane Mitt Blows Hard....and sucks badly...but Roy is all right by me

oh oh oh.... see, this is how it is.  I was getting into some of my favorite favoritist music this morning..... Roy Orbison.
Ya, ya, say what you will... but Roy had that voice... you know... the one that made countless panties wet at school dances amidst the crepe and balloons.  Ah, to be young and horny again!  Well, anyways.... I stumbled across Mitt Romney's Theme....  AW gees, yessirree Bob!!

Running SCARED!

Just runnin' scared, each place we go 
So afraid that he might show 
Yeah, runnin' scared, what would I do  
If he came back and wanted you
Just runnin' scared, feelin' low 

Runnin' scared, you love him so 
Just runnin' scared, afraid to lose 
 If he came back
 which one would you choose

Yupperz..... the "Dude had the chance to DO something... to act Presidential... and well gosh... he sure acted like .... an ass.  Ran out, bought 5K worth of soup and crackers....see, that is all Jersey and New York needs... just a soup kitchen is all...see, that'll fix 'em!  Aw, shit&whiskers.... the guy has got money stashed up his ass and the best he can do is 5K worth of doughnuts and diapers (which the goddam Red Cross says they don't, see, the need CASH and MONEY  which that cheap rich fucker will never part with)

But, and here is the is exactly how he would handle himself to get the country moving.....

Got some trillions in debt?  well, all we have to do is put some little cans at every 711 and Kwik Trip;;
and Wowzers.... the good old private sector can fix this in no time flat.  Aw, Jesus H. W. Christ!...And he flaps his goddam gums with his "We can't afford four more years..." drivel.   Damn...if I hear that stupid ad one more time today I will blow chunks, and gees, after a night of drinking beer and eating excessive amounts of left over Kit Kats, lemmee tell you.... that would not be pretty.

anywayz.... if you share a little disgustification like me... Check this site....Romney SUCKS

oh oh..... and get THIS..TRUMP EXTENDS HIS 'DEADLINE' FOR OBAMA TO TENDER HIS COLLEGE RECORDS....cause, shit, that Donald guy is compassionate and knows that the prisident is just a bit busy......check this link for Donald blows newz

Stuff!! that is another stupid shit singing an Orbison song...

Oh, you wished me well
You, you couldn't tell
That I'd been crying over you
Crying over you

When you said, "So long"

Left me standing all alone
Alone and crying, crying
Crying, crying


OH, GEES....NOW I am all upset.  I think I will hold a 'beer drive' to get me through .... send donations to Oblio's Lounge, Main St....Downtwon Oshkosh, 54901.... I promise to NOT share with either Mitt or Donal.... let them buy their own

Wednesday, October 31, 2012



When contacted Mittch said, "Hey, that Sandy Girl was a real bitch.  Screwed up my whole MoJo."

When queried further the Mittstake said, "Hey get outta my face. " The candidate then deposited another dollar bill in a G-string and said, "Listen, I got some private sector money to hand out.... my economy feels stimulated right now. So fuck off, ok"

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Donald Knows Best??!!?? and the Mitt has got some canned goods for you

 Well Gosh....The Trump has put his hair in his mouth, again.  Pretty much accusing the President of 'Politicizing' Hurricane  Sally.  Of course..... he is still iffed that Obama has ignored his 5MM dollar offer to show "documents"  .... I am guessing, though, that if any of his properties have been damaged during the storm... he would not be adverse to pocketing some cash.

Yuppers....and Rompney?  I tried goggling 'Mitt Romeny views on Hurricane Sally' and google produces a bunch of Lindsay Lohan quotes.    sheesh.
 ..... course, Mitt, who , on the campaign trail suggested FEMA be eliminated..... has been, ah, very presidential acting.

 .... in fact.... rather than doing a usual flip-flop.... hasn't said.... anything.

  Check the Link RIGHT HERE

ah, gees.... maybe I am  being too harsh on the jolly old fuck-wad.... I mean... he is trying to gosh.... he has started   ... ah, wait for it.....a can drive.   LET THEM EAT BEANS.....!!!!

.... GEES, Mitt.... does your campaign hand out Tums, too?

Monday, October 29, 2012

Hurricane?! Doesn't bother me....Mitt says {Fuck You"

Yessirre Bob.... Ol Mitt doan give a shit.  Hurricanes? 'fuck you'  Tornadoes?  Fuck you.  Droughts, floods, famine...?? "Fuck You"


You Betcha..... Mitt does not care about citizens with incomes under a Million!

And EVERYBODY knows that Santa and the Easter Bunny are goddam illegal immigrants just stealing American jobs.... and JUST GIVING THINGS AWAY.... like some fucking SOCIALISTS!

 think I'm kidding.... The goddam Bunny hangs out with that goddam socialist Muslim, Comunity goddam organizer in the White House.....I wanna see the goddam Rabbits BIRTH CERTIFICATE

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